California Bicycle Racing (CBR)

Crazy #1) So I'm driving today and I spot idiot driver #1 -please guess culture & gender: wearing gloves, no visible skin in direct sunlight and driving incredibly slow with eyes barely above dashboard. Idiot driver #2 -please guess gender & culture: wearing gloves like the ones you wash dishes with, slow, maybe lost, and an overall hazard to the driving community at-large.

Both idiots were the same gender & culture, and it's been my experience that this culture, while not American, dates back to the "I'm Better Than You" ethnocentrism. In this culture, fair skin is a sign of upper class because only poor people work in the sun. I finally got sick of it today because I dislike any culture that thinks that they are better than any other culture....that, and I always have this secret urge to kidnap these morons and force them into a tanning booth...sweet!

Crazy #2) What else made me crazy lately? Jamba Juice said that one of their prime cards for a free smoothie was counterfeit. It's either some idiot employee of some idiot manager that deduced that some bike racer would take the time to counterfeit a $3.50 smoothie card. Needless to say, all of the sudden it's now my problem, so if anyone wants to let Jamba Juice that they have their heads up their asses, then that would be great. Really, a counterfeit smoothie card? Call it Jamba Douche.

Crazy #3) There's this racer that came to a bike race a couple years ago with his mommy. He wanted to play with the big boys and when he got his ass handed to him after pissing off the big boys (because he didn't know his place in the food chain), he cried to mommy, who then threatened to call the police and allege assualt! He didn't say squat and let mommy do all the crying for him. Tee hee ha ha! He now has a Twitter acct. and now I know why people can hate it. Cry Baby tweets about how he has an "urge" to drive and how he's the only one thinking "crazy" thoughts....WGAFF (Who Gives a Flying F***). Thank goodness for Diversity and for 'Tards like him because not everyone can be normal.

Crazy #4) People need to start giving a serious f*ck about what they put into their bodies instead of saving money. When have you ever heard a person say that they are looking to buy the CHEAPEST car ever made? Yet people will go out of their way to buy the cheapest food they can find. Believe me, there is a cost to buying a $1 burger at fast food places like McDonalds & Jack in the Box. Not buying milk with with the rBST hormone instead of buying hormone-free milk for a few more pennies is worth it, IMHO.

I'm not fat because I eat eColi burgers. Don't even get me started on the antibiotics they pump into animals to ensure they don't get sick before they're killed for human consumption...those antibiotics now become enmeshed into our bodies & helps explain why we need stronger & stronger antibiotics to fight super germs.